New York Sports Club Sends Kim Jong Un A Message! “With a great bod, you don’t need a big missile.”

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The New York Sports Club — the gym that has previously hawked its facilities by offending Paula Deen fans (“paula, you made a fortune off of fat. call us if you want to be around to enjoy it”) and New York City first-responders (“first responders, it’s time someone took care of you”), has done it again. Mashable spotted this ad in the New York City edition of Metro newspaper on Monday (you can also see the ad on page 11 here), informing the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un that “with a great bod, you don’t need a big missile.” Well, there you have it: nuclear standoff averted.

(The sports club isn’t alone in thinking Kim needs to hit the gym; as Helen Gao noted recently in Foreign Policy, Chinese Weibots have taken to calling the youngest Kim “Fatty Kim the Third.”)