Overweight guy inhales pizza on the ab machine at Planet Fitness

Overweight guy inhales pizza on the ab machine at Planet Fitness.

Last week at a Planet Fitness location, a member of the gym chain was caught on video inhaling a slice of pizza on an … ab machine? What kind of machine is that? It’s for the lower back, right? I don’t even know. And you know something? At least two dozen of the other blogs that posted this video since reddit unearthed it on Friday have no idea either. What does that tell you about the state of things in Judgmental Clusterfuck Blogland? Uh huh. We’ll all die an early death while this man is at least getting in some hyperextensions.

One thing that one Web editor did not fail to mention (good job, Dayna!), however, was that Planet Fitness gives away free pizza once a month to its members. We report on the things that matter. Video and GIF below.

Overweight guy inhales pizza on the ab machine at Planet Fitness.

Last week at a Planet Fitness location, a member of the gym chain was caught on video inhaling a slice of pizza on an … ab machine? What kind of machine is that? It’s for the lower back, right? I don’t even know. And you know something? At least two dozen of the other blogs that posted this video since reddit unearthed it on Friday have no idea either. What does that tell you about the state of things in Judgmental Clusterfuck Blogland? Uh huh. We’ll all die an early death while this man is at least getting in some hyperextensions.

One thing that one Web editor did not fail to mention (good job, Dayna!), however, was that Planet Fitness gives away free pizza once a month to its members. We report on the things that matter. Video and GIF below.